NOTHANGOVER: CHEERS TO OUR BENEVOLENT ROBOT OVERLORDS

Launching a first-of-its-kind remedy. (Young Ones Brief, 2024)

Bad news: the robot uprising is nigh.

Good news: in exchange for our freedom, they’re giving us lots of cool shit. Like cars that quack instead of honk. And glasses that let you watch football during church. And NotHangover, the first hangover cure that actually works.

Guess dystopian life ain’t so bad after all. Cheers, robots.

GIUSEPPE FOR PRESIDENT

We’ll make fake political ads during presidential election season positioning Giuseppe, the hangover-preventing, delicious-flavor-concocting robot, as a runaway third party candidate. Emphasis on party.